Angels are dicks.
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Reader’s high is the best thing

When you’ve been reading a really good book for a long time and you just completely immersed and when you have to stop for something

And you get that feeling like you’ve been dislocated and your head feels light and you’ve got a buzz going like you’ve had one more drink than you should have

That’s the best feeling

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You’re telling me Joffrey’s been this big of a shit since he was 12?

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i-have-been-johnlocked:

deerstalkers-are-cool:

So I was talking to my dad about supernatural and I told him it was a show that has demons and angels and mythical creatures and stuff and how it is sometimes gory and scary and so I go to watch the next episode I am up to, and dad’s watching and it’s fucking this one 

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dad before u say anything let me explain u a thing

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geromykyle:

you’re welcome

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What’s the silliest thing you’ve done when you were drunk?Misha Collins: I dropped a pumpkin off of a billboard onto Sunset Boulevard. I spent a night, I guess dancing on the top of a billboard—you know how billboards have catwalks and platforms on them? It’s actually not that hard to get up there. But that’s not—I just thought of the pumpkin because it’s Halloween. [..] Every night is a drunk night. Okay, fine. I’ll tell you this. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed—I am ashamed. Very ashamed.So there’s a thing called “Santa Con” in Los Angeles. Everybody dresses up like Santa Claus—it’s a hundred people, we all dress up like Santa Claus, and we get on a double-decker bus and we go up to malls and terrorize the city. And everyone has flasks, and everyone is drunk. And it ruins a lot of young children’s lives. We went to this really posh mall in Pasadena a few years ago, and they had this big setup with Santa’s sleigh, and elves, and Santa Claus, and big piles of presents and people were paying money to get a picture taken with Santa. We stormed the set, and all of these children of course now are traumatized because they see not one, but several dozens Santa Clauses, some of whom were inebriated, one of whom took his pants off. Well, no, we were all inebriated, but only one was arrested in that little incident for taking his pants off in front of little children. Anyway, long story short, I found myself in Union Station LA, having pissed myself in my Santa suit because I couldn’t get out of it in time.

What’s the silliest thing you’ve done when you were drunk?

Misha Collins: I dropped a pumpkin off of a billboard onto Sunset Boulevard. I spent a night, I guess dancing on the top of a billboard—you know how billboards have catwalks and platforms on them? It’s actually not that hard to get up there. But that’s not—I just thought of the pumpkin because it’s Halloween. [..] Every night is a drunk night. Okay, fine. I’ll tell you this. I don’t care. I’m not ashamed—I am ashamed. Very ashamed.
So there’s a thing called “Santa Con” in Los Angeles. Everybody dresses up like Santa Claus—it’s a hundred people, we all dress up like Santa Claus, and we get on a double-decker bus and we go up to malls and terrorize the city. And everyone has flasks, and everyone is drunk. And it ruins a lot of young children’s lives. We went to this really posh mall in Pasadena a few years ago, and they had this big setup with Santa’s sleigh, and elves, and Santa Claus, and big piles of presents and people were paying money to get a picture taken with Santa. We stormed the set, and all of these children of course now are traumatized because they see not one, but several dozens Santa Clauses, some of whom were inebriated, one of whom took his pants off. Well, no, we were all inebriated, but only one was arrested in that little incident for taking his pants off in front of little children. Anyway, long story short, I found myself in Union Station LA, having pissed myself in my Santa suit because I couldn’t get out of it in time.

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You and dad are a lot more alike than I thought, you know that? You both can’t wait to sacrifice yourself for this thing. But you know what? I’m gonna be the one to bury you!

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bluestalking-fox:

#mutants are a metaphor

wimey:

short-and-bossy:

cronicallyawesome:

wimey:

yeah i didn’t mean he’s the buffest dude around here but he’s not like skinny and lanky (i mean seriously hav u gais seen mr collins have u)
and he’s not short either
but that’s what i mean when people over “uguu~~”-fies him and he’s this tiny little shota thing with BIG BLUE EYES AND PALE SKIN AND NYAH
boku no cas id not oki

I agree with you! I mean

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That is NOT scrawny

I thought we were past the argument already after the video of Misha running at Comic Con was posted; that man is NOT thin, he’s a master carpenter and HE BUILT HIS FAMILY A HOUSE that takes some srs strength and he spends almost every summer in HAITI, BUILDING AN ORPHANAGE how the hell can he be thin and pale??!!

^^^^

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itsalwayssunnyinasgard:

I doodled a thing. [x]

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thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

mydollyaviana:

A crash course on non-disney films and studios (sequels not included; list is not exhaustive)

aaaaaahhh it’s so beautiful good post

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yinx1:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

NO

yinx1:

katsplanet:

yahoo wants to buy tumblr so i’m making an early prediction as to what would happen if this were to take place

NO

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kleinkonan:

What could possibly go wrong?

kleinkonan:

What could possibly go wrong?

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katotronik:

i am embarrassed but i don’t regret drawing it
BAM

katotronik:

i am embarrassed but i don’t regret drawing it

BAM

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suchacat:

LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MARTHA
uwu

suchacat:

LATE BIRTHDAY PRESENT FOR MARTHA

uwu

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